Ruth's Random Story

This is my friend Ruth's random story!?!? :)

i went to jamaca to do a random cartwheel, but on the way i drowned and got rescued by some cod fishermen. So i had fish and chips for tea. BUT i was bord of jamaca now so i wanted to go to france and a kind whale carried me all the way there. France sucked as it smelled of cheesey feet. So i pretended to be a french king kong on the top of the eifel tower.I fell off and broke my neck and then somehow turned into a stick man. and then i met peter griffin and i had a piggy back ride from him all the way home.

This was wrote by my friend Ruth and was not re-arranged in anyway ;)

No offence was meant to be caused in this story.